10 special Xmas products Nigerians should have mass-produced once the coronavirus pandemic struck to make up for the loss of oil revenue

Ayo Akinfe

(1) Xmas tree plantations

(2) Special red ankara Father Christmas suit

(3) Special Xmas hamper with Nigerian palliatives

(4) Special Jollof Rice Christmas meal

(5) Special Xmas palm wine drink

(6) Breed a special kind of antelope to be used as reindeers

(7) Manufacture a special white luminous angelic garment made from adire or guinea brocade

(8) We should have sought to become the world’s largest manufacturer of Christmas lights and export them everywhere

(9) Why not breed a special large genetically modified Xmas turkey bigger than any existing species, with a higher meat content and much cheaper. It would provide jobs for all those unemployed Fulani herdsmen with expertise in the meat trade

(10) We should also manufacture a special motorised vehicle that gets adopted worldwide as the official Father Christmas sledge

As a people we have to start thinking like this. It can no longer be business as usual, waiting for the government to bail us out. Nigerians need to elevate their level of thinking!